In honour of Talk Like a Pirate Day - me in my pirate outfit
It is impossible to capture the full campness of my costume, since black sequins are really hard to draw! Black sequined eye-patch and matching belt, polka dot pirate trousers, complete with drawstring, and my rubber dagger (which isn't very pointy, but can give you a nasty slap!). I pillage!

Clearly, you need to turn your head sideways to view this toon in its full glory!